Angela Nwosu- Mathematical Formula On How To Get A Woman

To get a woman, you need time and money, therefore;
Woman=Time × Money
Time is money, so
Time = Money
Therefore
Woman = Money × Money
Woman = (Money) raised to power 2
Money is the root of all problems
Money [problems
Therefore,
Women = Problems, raised to power 2.

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